i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The adults are the big ones right?
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