ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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