I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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