I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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