my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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