So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
50% drunk capacity currently
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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