farters have to be the big spoon...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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