Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i think im in europe. pls send help
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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