I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize