How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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