He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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