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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
ttyl tear gas
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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