That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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