oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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