We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize