dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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