He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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