Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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