Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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