i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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