Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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