weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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