when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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