Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
North Korea, Best Korea!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
