Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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