i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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