dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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