I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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