I forgot how hot balto sounded
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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