I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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