Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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