the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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