As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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