We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
