GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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