Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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