We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize