Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
my poor anus
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Damn victory sex feels great
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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