I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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