just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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