Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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