Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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