Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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