I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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