is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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