I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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