The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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