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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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