So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
it's like heaven, but drunker
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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