I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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