Cold hands, warm shart.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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