You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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