They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I smell like Dick and happiness
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