Moan for me like Helen Keller
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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