Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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