I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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